Showing posts with label Humanity 101. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humanity 101. Show all posts

Monday, January 19, 2009

Hahahahahahahahahaha

H/t to Daily Kos for linking to: DC's High-level Social Scene Now Mingles Black and White.

Cue Lily von Shtupp: "Is it twue how zey say zat you people are...gifted?"

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SNORRRRRT!!!

Seriously, though, my Inner History Nerd can't help but wonder whether the salons of 19th century Washington DC were cultivating dudes in coonskin caps following the elections of Andrew Jackson and Abraham Lincoln. Wouldn't surprise me.

In a way, I'm even kinda hoping that at least one of the First Daughters morphs into something sassy enough to give Princess Alice a run for her money.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Lunchbox heroines

I had planned a snarky "In other news, water is still wet" kind of post. But it was trumped by a far more important theme. Namely the near-heartbreaking tenacity of the human spirit. Most especially in these young women.

(P.S. to the Taliban: Suck it, bitches.)

Monday, December 29, 2008

How much evidence is enough?

The usual sensational headline from Yahoo! News: "Many teens don't keep virginity pledges". In other news, night is dark, water is wet, and human stupidity still defies all measurement.

But, here's the most telling part:
Teens who take virginity pledges are just as likely to have sex as teens who don't make such promises -- and they're less likely to practice safe sex to prevent disease or pregnancy, a new study finds.
At the bottom, this isn't about raging adolescent hormones. Nor is it a question about "self control" or any degree of "morality." Not in the least. The problem here is magical thinking, which is why all the wholesale repression of information that goes on in the name of "education" will ultimately cause more misery than (gasp!) actually treating sex as a subject for mature, rational, scientifically- and statistically-informed discussion.

Bottom line: Pledges of this kind are a cop-out, most especially for the parents who don't want the responsibility of raising sexually healthy young adults. Then too, they put another layer of immaturity between the teen and her/his responsibility to her/himself and her/his partner. And that, peeps, is most emphatically NOT the point of growing up. Apart from the human and social impacts of too-early parenthood, what particularly pisses me off about this magical thinking is that it's promulgated by the self-same tribe that continually bangs on about accountability and personal responsibility.

Gaaagh. The older I become, the less desire I have to replace the irony and hypocrisy meters blown out by the last decade or so...

Thursday, December 11, 2008

A farewell (sort of) and thanks

One of the regular stops on my morning news-cruise is the blog "Managing Globalization," which is mostly the handiwork of Daniel Altman. Yesterday was its last day, as Mr. Altman will focus on other ventures, including another book, which I very much hope will hit the shelves no later than 2010.

In a world where economics is much less science than religion--with nearly as many schisms, jihads, and Kool-Aid-swilling cultishness than the real thing--Dr. Altman's clear-eyed, evenhanded approach combined with his humane outlook elevate him to statesman status in my opinion.

So I didn't want to let the week run out without a hat-tip and a thanks for his insights. I will be looking forward to Dr. Altman's future work, and wish him all success in those ventures.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Revolution behind schedule?

It's about friggin' time... "Chicago workers sit-in becomes rallying point"

I don't care if the Soviets and Chinese and various Third World thugocracies gave Marxism a bad name. Labor is NOT a commodity, and employees ARE stakeholders, d--it. Far more so than overpaid gits pushing imaginary money back and forth between spreadsheet columns at an investment banking firm. Or the significantly more overpaid gits who set up the giant Monopoly game.

So viva la revolución. Granted, the firing squad's gonna run short of bullets eventually, but it'll at least thin the ranks of the cheeseburger-binging b@$+@rds--I'm looking at you, Mr. "Contract with America"--who put us in this mess. It certainly won't do much tangible short-term good, but if a few pike-mounted heads convince today's business/finance majors to go into useful occupations, I think the world will be a better place for it.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Black Monday at the office

We lost over a fifth of the staff at the office this morning, wiping out roughly a year's job growth. Ironically, the same day the pinheads at AIG got their bailout--presumably so that they can flush it down the same toilets that sucked up the private sector money. Sewers aren't known for for being picky that way.

But subsidize my (erstwhile) co-workers' rent/heat/groceries/health care/etc.? That would be a handout. You know: Socialism. And we dassn't have any of that in this country...

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Court-martials, impeachments NOW

Report: Exam prove abuse, torture in Iraq, Gitmo.

And, while we're at it, would John McCain and the reich-wingers just STFU about the SCOTUS ruling? It's one of the few bright spots in the whole cluster-@#$%&* we've made of our heritage.

But the accountability needs to go all the way to the CinC. You can damsho' bet that Gitmo's personnel were hand-picked, not the usual deployment crap-shoot. I can only hope that this is the tinder for the prairie fire that clears the field. The overstretched military can ill-afford the head-rolling that should, by all rights, start now. But it absolutely cannot afford leaving these thugs and toadies in its ranks.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

A new slogan

I've joked for years that when I run for benevolent dictatorship, my campaign slogan will be "Close enough for government work."

Now, in all seriousness, one that I would much, much prefer to see is simply "Big shoulders." Because that, if nothing else, is what we've lost in the six-plus years since 9/11.

Seriously, now: Are we (meaning America) such a bunch of nancies that a double-handful of dogma-drunk wankers can undermine eight hundred-plus years of the notion that no one is above the law?

Dearest pointed to me to this collection of commentaries on torture, titled "No torture. No exceptions.", with such bright lights as Jimmy Carter, Leon Panetta, Chris Dodd and more. But it was Wesley Clark who--so far as I'm concerned from a sampling--abso-friggin-lutely nailed it:

Something in the American soul has always demanded fair treatment and respect for the individual. Perhaps it was our flight from the repression of the Old World and the practices of European monarchy. We were different. We expressed it in our Declaration of Independence. We captured it in our adaptation of English common law, in our trials by juries of peers, and in our spirit of justice. We were a better nation for it, more respected, more influential, and more secure. Certainly, we committed historical wrongs that today we wish we could set right, but overall we advanced, step by step, striving to live the values we professed.

Until now. Until weak, fearful leaders had so little belief in our values and principles that they gave away our birthright and proud claim in order to follow a shadowy emulation of the very dictatorships and tyrannies we had struggled against. For shame, America, that we aren't brave enough and strong enough to live our values.

Lest it be lost on my gentle reader, allow me to reiterate the key words: "...weak, fearful leaders had so little belief in our values and principles that they gave away our birthright and proud claim in order to follow a shadowy emulation of the very dictatorships and tyrannies we had struggled against."

In the President's case, weak enough to keep reading a children's book with a deer-in-the-headlights look during the crucial minutes when he could have been scrambling fighters into the air and ordering that all planes that could not answer the friend-or-foe signal be shot from the sky. In the instance of the Vice President, weak enough to scurry off to his secret hideaway--as if the nation could not risk the loss of his *cough* "leadership" *cough*. Very telling reactions from both. Reactions which, by themselves, should have had both on the curb in January of 2005.

But no.

General Clark may have been too polite to mention this, but I'm not. The shame belongs in equal measure to you, reader, if you re-elected this tribe of bullies--meaning cowards--in 2004. Shame too for those who still parrot the PRAVDA that killing more towel-wearing brown people will prevent the next attack. Shame particularly to those who think that there is a wall between what can be done to a foreigner and what can eventually be done to her or him, should s/he fall afoul of what the government considers right-thinking. A "nanny state" indeed, except funny how it's not liberals who are relieving you of the burden of those pesky civil and human rights, now are they? It's not the peacemongers who are Osama's best recruiters and who are--in the ill-defined front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan--teaching Jihadists how to fight Americans.

You @$S#@+$ have, in short, sold the soul of America for precisely nothing. A loss, in the long run.

And it's not simply a crime of gutlessness, it's a crime of pure stupidity. More people die in forty days on the roads and highways of America than perished on 9/11. Yet you twits still climb into your cars every morning without blinking. Probably into an SUV with an alarming rollover rate and anti-lock breaks that you wouldn't know how to use anyway. In any case, you're too busy alternating between figuring out your cellphone and sucking down a double mochaccino to pay attention to what's actually going on around you.

In other words, the American Right in the proverbial nutshell--the perfect storm of arrogance and willful stupidity.

Why? Because you're idiots that would rather be spoonfed the illusion of "control" and "safety" than (gasp!) assume the responsibility for your own well-being. Which would be all well and good if you were only in danger of wrapping your complacent @$$ around a lightpole. But you've managed to drag me along for the ride. And that I don't appreciate.
I want out of this road-trip. If that means hitching a ride to another country, that's fine. Because if Congress can't scrape together the cajones to say "No" to torture, to stand up to that spoiled rich kid and his twisted old puppet-master, well, then, #$%^&* it. I'm just gonna hafta find me a place that does still have some stones. Not eyeball-deep in mouth-breathing sissies who are willing to not only stand by, but actually cheer while our government brutalizes other human beings.

Bluntly put, if we can't give a fair trial to Lucifer himself, than our Sociopath-in-Chief might as well continue to wipe his @$$ with the U.S. Constitution, just as he's done for seven years. And the pinheads who voted him back into office deserve even worse.