Another meal for the monkey

Oh, awesomeness. Double-dipped-in-dark-chocolate awesomeness. Cheeseburger poisoning at its finest, hot off the intertubes:

1. A corrupt California legislator is caught accepting favors from a lobby directly under his jurisdiction.
2. Sexual favors.
3. Kinky sexual favors.
4. From two (2) women, one nineteen (19) years his junior.
5. Because he bragged about about it without realizing that the mic was hot.
6. He's (of course) Republican and married.
7. And opposes same-sex marriage.

Short of Duvall living at C-Street and being a DC pol, does it get much better, I ask you? I think I'm going to start rating sex scandals on a scale of one to a hundred, just like wines are rated. Might even develop my own vocabulary, too. This one's solidly in the lower-nineties.